The Turtle Army

A group of people obsessed with turtles on a Minecraft server. They've gone through troubles and hardships but they've gotten through it. They've gotten hacked and destroyed, but they're still here

The Turtle Army is having a pizza zoom.

by Turtle guy 70 May 18, 2021

Turtle

I’m doing good, quints are alright

A:how r u, do u like quints?
B:turtle

by Bright&All October 22, 2020

turtle

An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.

Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!

by TheNameIsHedvig April 28, 2014

Sliding Turtle

Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.

Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.

by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019

Funny Turtle

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.

Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.

by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016

Turtle cheeching

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.

"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."

by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024

Turtles

The only animal that should be cared about. Don't use plastic straws bitch

And i opp is that a plastic straw. Save the turtles sksksks

by skskskVSCOGURL October 6, 2019