by Justice_435 January 18, 2019

unadventurous, tedious sexual activity restricted to the missionary position in a libido-sapping, grinding tedium where the only respite is found in conjured images of grocery shopping lists.
by wiretapper October 24, 2016

Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.
Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly
Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly
by whitedevil666 May 17, 2016

by irene’sdefs March 29, 2022

(Used as an insult) A trail biscuit is a very Stale or dull person you keep around when you have nothing to do or have anyone else to hang out with, a kind of Hail Mary to Boredom.
by 3lfrieda27 January 29, 2022

Ic3 male who you may come across anywhere in London, usually on foot or in a rental. Usually brings vibes to wherever he goes and you can hear a pin drop when he enters a room. He has a lot of girls from all over the globe crazy over him.
There’s that biscuit guy again
by Yo123456 November 23, 2021

Contestant: How was my performance Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell: That performance was lemwiskit biscuit!
Contestant: wha-
Simon Cowell: *presses the golden buzzer*
Contestant: Wow I’m so happy but could somebody tell me what lemwiskit bisc-
Howie Mandel: woohoo
Simon Cowell: That performance was lemwiskit biscuit!
Contestant: wha-
Simon Cowell: *presses the golden buzzer*
Contestant: Wow I’m so happy but could somebody tell me what lemwiskit bisc-
Howie Mandel: woohoo
by dongsqueeze September 19, 2021
