by A_RelativelyCoolGuy March 27, 2016
by lilboibabby September 04, 2018
Sams are very tall, but most are gentle giants with a taste for cooking. Do not try and get them to eat fish, they will simpluly step on you.
However, Sams are kind, humble and fucking sexy beings, so much to the point where you would be foolish not to date one, as they can be whatever you like.
However, Sams are kind, humble and fucking sexy beings, so much to the point where you would be foolish not to date one, as they can be whatever you like.
by wghyamihere April 11, 2023
This archetype might also be named Max or Xavier
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too
by Shret October 07, 2022
A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.
A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.
A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.
A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.
A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.
by T H I C C O O F November 06, 2018
by Bigpussysniffer March 14, 2024
Sam starts out acting sweet and caring. But he is a cheater and lier. If you are friends with a Sam he probably is taking bad about you behind your back. If you are dating a Sam he is for sure cheating on you. He will tell you anything to get you not to break up with him. He puts on a big act but he’s really scared of anyone. He is all a act and all talk.
by Avery.Madison April 20, 2020