Michael Vicked

The act of placing a naked woman on her back, then spreading her legs wide open then letting a pit bull go fucking apeshit crazy on her stankin ass pussy.

Last night I Michael Vicked this chick, now she dates my dog instead of me.

by beeelong November 29, 2010

Michael Jackson Syndrome

A pathological desire to defame and discredit a good person, which manifests itself mainly in journalists and tabloid reporters, leading to slander, misrepresentation, and a compulsion to ignore the truth in favor of scandal or juicy gossip. One of the most notable practitioners is "Hard Copy"'s Diane Dimond who for the majority of her career has allowed her obsession with Michael Jackson to completely warp her professional ethics and make her credibility a joke.

Journalists with Michael Jackson Syndrome can't tell the truth about anyone more famous and successful than they are--they're pathetic.

by Obvious57 November 15, 2012

michael guy chislett

the newest member of the academy is..., he replaced tom conrad on lead guitar. hes australian and very hot, even though he has roller coaster teeth. before he was in the academy is..., he was in a band with butch walker called butch walker and the lets go out tonites. he also has an awesome fedora collection.

tai fan #1: man, it sucks that tomrad had to go
tai fan #2: yeah, but michael guy chislett is pretty damn hot

by notgivingmyrealnamedumbasses September 30, 2007

Michael Bay Film

A film genre popularized by film director Michael Bay, and his Transformers films.

A Michael Bay Film typically consists of over-the-top action, a weak story (usually with plot-holes), and a hot girl.

Guy 1: Did you see that new movie, Transformers?

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definitely a Michael Bay Film.

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy2: A bad story, cool special effects and action, and Megan Fox.

by ahriik March 14, 2011

Michael Jackson

A child molester that’s it

My son was molested by Michael jackson

by Kackboss099 June 13, 2018

Michael Jackson

A great entertainer that loves to fuck little boys

Michael Jackson is gay

by Jeffycaillou February 20, 2018

Michael Phelps Syndrome

Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.

For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.

Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.

by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009