Me:She liked it when i gave her that Swedish cookie cutter!
Friend: Why in the world would you give her something like that?
Me: I thought she would like it..that and the mess involved
Friend: ???
Friend: Why in the world would you give her something like that?
Me: I thought she would like it..that and the mess involved
Friend: ???
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These specimen can be located in the pantry or in the dorms of an all boys school.
In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.
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In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.
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The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.
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