real quick fun

Masturbating or having sex

I cant wait to have real quick fun with kaylee!

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 29, 2020

could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Lennonnhardtt the real one

Very funny guy with a 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine as a laughing muscle (make sure it doesn't overheat!).
Besides their profession as social assi they're also known for being professional bodybuilders, CS:GO players and under the pseudonym of "Helene Fischer" german Schlagericons.
But not everyone is suitable to provide for a Lennonnhardtt, a common problem is the feeding of them as they need shit loads of food.

"What is this guy doing with a Truck at the supermarket?"
"No worries, he's probably just buying breakfast for his Lennonnhardtt the real one"

by definetlynotLolcnoflxF July 15, 2021

Real

Commonly used by gen z teens, as a form of agreeing with the statement made by another person.

Dude 1: Bruh these gas prices mad high nowadays
Dude 2: Real asf

by bruhsappen June 15, 2022

Girl real

‘Girl real’ means something is real or in a more literal case, relatable, but like in a girl sense (only the girls that are girl real will truly understand).

“She is SO girl real omg.” “that is so girl real actually.”

by dylanism July 21, 2022

real key

It’s like high key but the real shit.

That’s real key

by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020

Real

of fixed property (i.e., land and buildings), as distinct from personal property.

"he lost nearly all of his real holdings"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025