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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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wolf pack kiss of death

when you do the wolf pack hand gesture and stick your hand in the oppenent's mouth.
Marco was so happy to see Pete that he gave him and Zaman the wolf pack kiss of death.
by mpc6q7 September 28, 2013
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pack sex

when a group of men lager then 20 in numbers all have sex with one girl
man we had pack sex the other day and god damn she almost died
by sexy boi 100 February 19, 2018
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starter-pack 'stache

the art of pranking someone by drawing on the edge of a soda or beer can with a marker and giving it to someone, preferably a new coworker or intern
"Thanks for the soda" *takes a sip*

"HA!, now you have a starter-pack 'stache!"
by Ronald.j chanefeild August 18, 2022
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Welcome packed

A way to welcome back someone after he or she has been packing.
Be right back I go pack my bags.
..
Back!
..
You: Welcome packed!
by mirage107 January 13, 2012
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Snack Pack

The name for two very attractive women that are together.
"Angela and Barb just walked in" - Dillon
"Oh my god what a snack pack" -AP
by Snaplatts May 17, 2018
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pack of arseholes

A large group of nasty (usually) men. Rude, ignorant and not brave enough to be by themselves - they move in a pack.
"They're a right pack of arseholes' as a group pushes their way to the bar ahead of anyone else.
by happyslappa October 2, 2017
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