by potetoe February 17, 2021
A loser who sits at home doing nothing with such a scuffed sense of humor, that the only thing they find funny are the words “Squeak” and “Geek”
These people also find things from years ago very funny, like dabbing and fidget spinners
These people also find things from years ago very funny, like dabbing and fidget spinners
Brad: Hey bro, I’m going to the store.
John: You’re going to the squeak?
Brad: No likes you John, this is because you are Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”
John: You’re going to the squeak?
Brad: No likes you John, this is because you are Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”
by Haha shcdjsbshvidnsd July 03, 2023
Julie Elizabeth Lyles officially has the fattest ass in the world as of 2022 and she will continue to be thick as fuck throughout 2023.
by mx_ March 03, 2022
Lee Felix from SKZ! He's the sweetes and the purest soul in this Earth, his smile and the thousand stars on his face will definitely blinded you, put on sunglasses when you look at him <8
by -tess September 19, 2021
by 000000ps September 12, 2019
It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
by madscatraz November 22, 2017
Lucas is a ginger and red human being responsible for Half of all global warming due to his redness.
by Looneycactus805 December 19, 2021