dead man talking

Typically the last words of someone being killed, or a victim pleading for their life.

Police officer one: We have a "dead man talking" on camera. Police officer two "Oh shit"

by mlhiss June 1, 2020

most sincerely dead

From The Wizard of Oz when the Munchkin coroner declares the witch most sincerely dead. Now commonly used for comatose organ donors who have been declared brain dead.

ICU Nurse: "We've got a comatose head trauma with a signed donor card. Just declared brain dead, so you can assemble the harvest team stat."
Transplant coordinator: "How dead is he?"
ICU Nurse: "Oh, he's really most sincerely dead."

by ghostie girl May 11, 2014

Dead Man's Keg

When you steal a dead cocaine addicts' empty keg from his backyard.

Dude, it's 10! Time to go get that dead man's keg!

by DeadCocaine May 12, 2011

MY DEAD DOG !

an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?

there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!

it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !

trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !

let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !

i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !

by michael foolsley March 30, 2022

The Walking Dead Terms

**You stands for Non-Walking Dead fans and We stands for Walking dead fans**
You say "Zombie", We say "Walker"
You say "Sheriff", We say "Rick"
You say "Sexy", We say "Daryl"
You say "Child Soldier", We say "Carl"
You say "Santa", We say "Hershel"
You say "Crazy", We say "Full Shane"
You say "Evil", We say "Governor"
You say "Taylor Swift", We say "Beth"
You say "Country Girl", We say "Maggie"
You say "Therapist", We say "Hardwick"
You say "Life", We say "TWD"
You say "Machine". We say "Andrew"

The Walking Dead Terms are something we should start to use.

by Vicktor "Wolf" Reznov April 5, 2021

Pulling on a dead man

When you smoke a cigarette or a joint and there is no more fire and you get nothing out of the cigarette/joint.

"Dude, you're pulling on a dead man"
"Ah shit, lemme grab my lighter"

by Nounours October 2, 2011

Dead end dick

Dick with no future, no relationship, no marriage, sometimes not even climax.

I had fun with Chris but there was no future it was just dead end dick..

by Darkraven86 April 5, 2020