The second greatest expletive phrase in the world. For those times when "Jesus Christ!" doesn't fit, and "Fuck!" doesn't either.
"Jesus Krispies! That man is lacking an eye and wants to kill me!"
"Well, I guess I'll just hit him with this conveniently nearby silver candleholder."
"Well, I guess I'll just hit him with this conveniently nearby silver candleholder."
by Edgar Freemantle March 14, 2010
Get the Jesus Krispiesmug. by Ferguson July 4, 2005
Get the G-Spot Jesusmug. A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.
Also the title of a Soundgarden song.
Also the title of a Soundgarden song.
Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.
Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.
Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.
by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008
Get the jesus christ posemug. A Catholic prayer used during times of great stress and turmoil; it's also used to express gratefulness when a blessing is received. Often abbreviated as "JMJ".
1. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, help all those who are trying to escape war-torn places. Amen.
2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!
2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!
by Totus Tuus January 5, 2018
Get the Jesus, Mary, and Josephmug. by Asscheecks January 14, 2019
Get the Jesus cant spellmug. The using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle, Bob! You gave me a fright!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'
by CobyPryant March 30, 2007
Get the Jesus Christ on a bicyclemug. by Jaster Mereel May 15, 2007
Get the Jesus Zombie Daymug.