The perfect couple. They've been through everything and fell in love almost instantly. Mike is the most amazing boyfriend, who protects his queen. Katy is a beautiful, unique girl who's loyal and a tad clingy. Their love is infinite. Nothing can break them apart. When his smoky eyes meet her brown eyes, the world stops in order to let them have a moment alone together.
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