Long Island

The best place in the world
drive an hour to get to a huge city drive and hour in the opposite direction get to some of the best beaches in the country. & has the best bagels and pizza

Yo Let’s go to Long Island it’s the best place in the world

by Nicoleadams4332 June 2, 2018

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Ray Long

Being dealt the short card in life.

Damn is that boy under 5 feet. Nigga looking like Ray Long

by ltownshit June 18, 2017

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Autumn long

A homewrecker who lives on dry cereal and fast food.

See also: miserable wh0re

Wow look at that big girl over there trying to Autumn Long your man!

by starwarsgirl1 September 10, 2020

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My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

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Long Island Handjob

When you hold your mom's dick while you pee

I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob

by Tbsbass1220 November 25, 2017

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This is a real gypsy man who lives in a wife beater usually found with Stella in his hand and a grey hound in the other who is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning his caravan listening to Johnny cash and smoking a durrey

You see James long over there is a serious fella and I can smell his durry from here

by Dordy mayo June 8, 2022

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