Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

by Tropical Rythms December 12, 2021

by badbitchonthedaily November 21, 2021

Phrase used to express appreciation, usually flirtatiously. Derived from the behavior of anime girls.
by bamfwag February 17, 2024

Spending quality time with yourself or a loved one inside of a motor vehicle through the night.
Drugs are usually involved, but not always.
Drugs are usually involved, but not always.
Yeah, my girl and I couldn’t find a place to stay last night.. so we ended up car kicking it in Walmarts parking lot.
by Stuntybunty53 June 30, 2023

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019

to snort cocaine (inhale through the nose), smoke it in a pipe or smoke crack cocaine (purer version)
sally may higgins: are you gunna kick the baker???
frank: ...yeh
sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.
frank: ...yeh
sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.
by armanlickedoutannabel..what?! February 12, 2009
