When a Jewish individual has a slight creasing in the genitalia area due to too tight of gym shorts.
Person #1: look at that little fucker with a big moose knuckle!
Person #2 Hey look at that! It seems to be the outline of a slightly burnt bagel. He’s a dirty jew! Lets get our banks back! That’s a Jew knuckle!!
Person #2 Hey look at that! It seems to be the outline of a slightly burnt bagel. He’s a dirty jew! Lets get our banks back! That’s a Jew knuckle!!
by JewishFucker February 16, 2025
My bytransit Jew cousin came over last week, and his catholic father dropped him off, too bad his Jewish uncle died while giving birth to him.
by That's me! April 05, 2009
Jew Jersey…
by stupid penis guy December 10, 2023
A variation of Freeze tag where three people play as children one person a rabbi and one person a priest. The priest molests the children making them freeze, the rabbi unfreezes them and the children have try not to get molested
Jews vs Catholics was my favorite game growing up
by Funny ape June 27, 2022
by Poo$$y$mell$ December 14, 2018
A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew
Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool
by ~!#!U#B!P February 13, 2020