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Jay

The most wonderful person to ever exist. They are so kind and gentle. They will always be able to brighten your day. They're incredibly special and you don't want to lose them. Next time you see 'em make sure to give them a forehead kiss, they deserve it.
"Do you see that person over there? That's Jay, they're are wonderful."
by rookieislame January 7, 2022
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Jays

Chuddyman wanted to get jays tonight.
by Simmo x September 12, 2022
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A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.
Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
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Jay

A human that brings large happiness to the world, we must protect and care for this human at all costs.
"Hey, how was your day?" Those words from such a human is a blessing. Jay is great
by Human3847 November 23, 2021
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Steve Jay

Weird Al Yankovic's wonderful bassist!! Al's band doesn't get much recognition, so here I am talking about Steve. Steve is just amazing and is really good at playing the guitar.
Person 1: "Have you heard Germs by Weird Al?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I love Steve Jay's part!"
Person 1: "Steve Jay?"
Person 2: "Yeah, where he says microscopic bacteria in a really deep voice"
by Weird Al Fan September 22, 2022
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Jay

The truest dude you'll ever meet, but he's maddening AF. He's the kind of guy that goes to the store for a thing, buys a bunch of stuff. Comes back without the thing. Nearly. Every. Effing. Time. Like, you think you don't have to worry about it, cause you know, he brought a list. Still no thing. He's not all bad. If Jay were a horse, you would buy another just like him. And then, shoot them both.
by This, is not my real name. November 23, 2021
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Jai

A pretty, nice looking, and loyal individual that is fun to be around, to be with, or to be friends. Some people might consider her as messy but she just gon say what she gotta say and that’s that and if you don’t like she dgaf
Jai is my girl but you knew that.
by Tayetay16 October 6, 2018
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