Internet Desperate

Someone who wants like and followers online

"'Fleur is so internet desperate"

by Ireallylikedogs February 20, 2017

internet hickey

When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.

1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.

Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

2. In a thread:

Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!

Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!

Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?

Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...

by Nykkolai February 23, 2017

internet

An area that's just like another universe except it's crammed inside an electronic device. The only thing that you can do is go deeper as you enter.

Person 1: My internet connection is wayyyyyyy to slow!

Person 2: Swiggity swooty, better catch that booty.

by MNoDead March 18, 2017

internet

(adj.) fake, not real, not actually

"She's pretty famous."
"Real famous or internet famous?"

"I have dozens of friends."
"Real friends or internet friends?"

"I was being ironic."
"Real ironic or internet ironic?"

"I literally want to punch you in the face right now."
"Real literally or internet literally?"

by causticAnatomy June 10, 2017

Internet

A place full of people that think they are more intelligent then everyone else

Internet-You people are too stupid to understand me
Decent Human-Dude I graduated from a university

Internet-And I banged your mom oohhhhhhh

by Honest Nigga June 24, 2017

internet nonce

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.

"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"

by Allah snack at August 20, 2017

internet bull

Internet Bull: A male stud, that is muscular build, good looking and often gifted, who trolls online for partners that could be either male or female or both to meet up with for random sexual acts &/or favors.

The horny girl met up with her internet bull to service her sexual desires.

by Jjjblueballs67 September 4, 2017