Ghetto Shoe Shine

The act of cleaning your shoes with soap or toothpaste. The cheap way to clean shoes.

ex. 1-

Jill: Jeez Becky, how do you manage to keep your chuck's so clean?

Becky: I give them a ghetto shoe shine every week.

ex. 2-

Katy: oh im gee! i just scuffed up my fabulous white shoes and it's prom night! My life is over!!!11!1!

charlea: just ghetto shoe shine those babies and get over yourself.

by Fishy-Man September 17, 2010

small town ghetto

The bad side of a small town where its poor and crime ridden the wrong side of the tracks

That boy came from a small town ghetto the side of town loaded with shotgun shacks and meth lab trailers prostitution and gunfire he is from the other side of the tracks

by Locoman88 August 20, 2020

ghetto redneck hoodrat

A youngster born and raised in the backwoods who dresses and behaves as if he is from the mean streets of the most dangerous part of the ghetto.

Bubba is a ghetto redneck hoodrat acting like he's from 5th Ward but he really lives with his parents way back in the thicket off of Walnut Burl Rd.

by luckylittleme June 25, 2009

Ghetto Air Conditioning

Holding open the freezer door.

I couldn't afford an air conditioner so I had to crack open the freezer for ghetto air conditioning.

by Mattshizzle74 February 5, 2013

Ghetto booty syndrome

Also known as ghetto booty swag

Something you were born with and can either flaunt or struggle to live with for the rest of your life

Dayum that girl is fine! Must have a serious case of ghetto booty syndrome!

by swagerrifictingzz November 17, 2011

ghetto trail mix

any combination of at least three ingredients that can be found in a vending machine, usually containing at least one spicy item.

Jak: What you eatin' there, Epp?
Epp: Ghetto trail mix, dude: pork rinds, oreos, and flamin' hot cheetos.

by Mr. Attack August 11, 2006

Ghetto Reporter Syndrome

Derived from the famous ghetto reporter video on youtube. Syndrome where something angers you and and you talk mad trash (including some reference to drugs or ghetto-fabulous terms is a plus) against the thing that angered you.

Chris: Fuck that bitch ass cock sucking broke titty mother fucking swine flu bitches tearing up my immune system! After consuming fuck-tons of Vitamin C, my white blood cells were fucking strapped like Rambo and royally tore the shit out of those crack smoking baking soda snorting cock sucking punk bitch ass swine flu fucktards!

Josh: Wow, the ghetto reporter syndrome. I feel your pain bro.

by SnakeBiter October 30, 2009