Mozel tov with a french fry

When you slap your girlfriends butt in the drive thru of a fast food place. Making her bend over and expose her butthole. You then insert the French fry inside her butt and feed it to her.

How was your date last night?

It was great I gave her a mozel tov with a French fry.

by DrButtstuff69 January 5, 2024

French

The only reason America had managed to win the American Revolution between 1765 to 1791.
Also being the reason for America gaining literally half of it's landmass from the Louisiana Purchase.
Pretty much a large portion of America exists ONLY because of the French.

Person A: Hey what's that guy eating?
Person B: Oh it's Casu Marzu, he must be French.

by Smeggy0 July 25, 2022

French Fuck

The act of fucking while eating baguette, croissant or any french dishes. Wine can also be involved into the process.

"Why you eat a fuckin baguette Adrien!"
"Because i give you a nice French Fuck Olivia"

Example 1:
"Adrien you put wine everywhere! I'm wet!"
"Don't complain Olivia, it's just more wet than you'll never be"

Example 2:
"This croissant is really crispy Olivia"
"But it will never be as much crispy as i am Adrien"

by Adrian_ June 28, 2020

French shave

When a woman slaps her extremely long pubic hair in her arm pits and vaginal region with a baguette.

Daughter: mom don’t eat that baguette. I French shaved this morning. I owe ya

by Shady bunch January 13, 2020

french koolaid

when you rinse your vaginal cavity with Kool-Aid via douche. :-)

I used a French Koolaid last night and it was amazing!

by Bro Tankston January 17, 2015

French bust

When a man at the point of climax whispers in their partners ear "Mais wesh!"

This French dude next door was so loud last nigh while fucking his girl. I kid you not, he French busted in her!

by Johnny.Crocs December 2, 2021

french toast festival

The phenomenon when the Weatherman calls for snow and everyone rushes to the store to buy out all the Eggs, Milk and Bread.

Going to get an inch of snow, better rush to the grocery store and buy as many eggs, gallons of milk and bread as we can fit in the Suburu. It’s a French Toast Festival

by Swisschard77 January 13, 2024