A lyin ass mf that thinks he's cool and thinks girls define how cool or popular he is. Assumes he is good at sports but gets hit in the face once and starts crying.
by FingerLickinGood05 December 13, 2019
Get the Fivemug. The Five Guys Special is when two Five Guys employees work a double together and immediately go to their car after work to hook up and use the extra hamburger grease as lube.
Jordan said “Hey did you hear what happened behind five guys yesterday?”
Meagan says “yeah didn’t _ and _ get caught doing a Five Guys Special?”
Meagan says “yeah didn’t _ and _ get caught doing a Five Guys Special?”
by Poopeefartpoop January 13, 2022
Get the Five Guys Specialmug. the five is the most valued number being used for clock time, and uh... other things. fun fact! five is the most even odd number but six is the most odd even number.
P1 'Five shots of rum and i'm gone.'
P2 'Dude. we've been here for four hours. this is your eighth mix of Crown and Coke. You don't even drink rum'
P2 'Dude. we've been here for four hours. this is your eighth mix of Crown and Coke. You don't even drink rum'
by Quim (dont search it up) April 24, 2021
Get the fivemug. In a business transaction where both buyer and seller rate each other, both parties agree to give the other “5 stars.” This presumes that 5 stars is the highest rating.
As I stepped out of my Uber, I shouted, “Five-for-Five bro?” We then both gave each other a 5-star rating.
by Cool anthem December 13, 2018
Get the Five-for-Fivemug. A rapid footjob using both soles of the feet and given by a Succubus Cafe maid lying on her back in front of you.
Hey, did you know Pancho enjoys Two o' FIve on the daily?
No way! I thought only Francisco Liked Two o' FIve!
Let me ask Valdovinos if he likes Two o' Five.
No way! I thought only Francisco Liked Two o' FIve!
Let me ask Valdovinos if he likes Two o' Five.
by Kodez Minjo January 4, 2023
Get the Two o' Fivemug. by WalterWhitesPhD December 10, 2023
Get the The Pizza Hut High Fivemug. The Five Eight Rule is a rule in relationships between expatriates and locals of a host country. An expat or local who is considered a "5s" by their own home dating market is viewed as "8s" by the opposite party. Often, the rule applies to both parties. Each one perceive the other as an "8", but they are both, in reality, "5s" in their own home dating market.
Person 1: I don't know how Josh landed that Asian girl. She seems way out of his league. He's a 5 at best.
Person 2: Five Eight Rule, dude.
Person 2: Five Eight Rule, dude.
by matcha snorter September 22, 2022
Get the Five Eight Rulemug.