A Pi-Free Math Book

The mathematical equivalent of a meeting-free day or passport-less travel. When the sight of the symbol π is enough to trigger panic or paranoia among billions of folks worldwide, who think they weren’t born or blessed with the “math gene.”
Just as a math book without equations or formulas could raise the sales figures by a few folds, a pi-free math book could give thousands of math-anxious folks more confidence in picking up a pop math book without feeling unduly stressed.
by Numerati January 02, 2025
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Every year on March 27th bookies across the country give everyone on their sheet $50 worth of free play to show that they value all their clients bussiness and loyalty. Its a way to show they care.
Damn I cannot beileve it's National free play day. Guess I gotta give my whole sheet 50 fp.
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When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.
A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."
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The act of butt fucking somebody whilst standing up
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)
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