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The Banana Split 

The act of simultaneously titty fucking and shitting on a girl's chest. During the act, said girl is on the rag.
The Banana Split by EKP June 24, 2006

Banana Split 

When A Woman splits her legs apart, while a Frozen banana (can be covered in chocolate for a lubricant) is inserted into her vagina. Her Partner then ejaculates her with the frozen banana. The Banana can (and should) be eaten afterwards for a proper Banana Split!
"Rick gave me the best "banana Split" ever yesterday! He had me squealing like a dog!"
Banana Split by Mitch m June 28, 2007

Peel The Banana 

To share secret information about an intriguing story, affair, or otherwise devious engagement.
Erin: So just peel the banana already! I want to hear all the juicy details of your hookup last night!?!
Jane: Okay... So it all started with Taco Tuesday at his place....
Peel The Banana by No Big Dealz January 11, 2015

Red Banana 

A used tampon with bloody remnants of menstrual fluid remaining on it.
1. Against my better judgment, I glanced down in the porta-pot and noticed a floating red banana among the piles of dung.

2. Matthew McConaughey's career has become a red banana ever since his role as David Wooderson in Dazed and Confused.
Red Banana by Deezo Feezo July 1, 2008

electric banana 

When a man sticks his penis into a USB port on a computer.
Jimmy was so lonely Friday night, he gave himself an electric banana.
Derogatory slang for an African-American.
You're going to Canarsie? There's a lot of fucking bananas out there.
banana by banana December 1, 2004