christian rave

Awkward dancing to pop music and eating food in a potluck style, with or without parental supervision, but Jesus is always watching.

"Hey man, the music's aight, but where's the booze at?"
"No alcohol here. Not at my Christian rave."

by amoebadee May 9, 2018

Christian

Has a big P

Theo: Christian is Gay and Has a big P

by Chrisi D May 16, 2022

Christian Russell

The art of getting no bitches/pussy and/or being a valorant sweat who doesn't play with certain people because of rank

He is being just a Christian Russell he won't play valorant with us

by JaCKsonISCOOLIO February 28, 2022

Christian

He is the best friend that anyone could wish for. He is always there’s for u. If he ever needs help go and be here for him. He is always good to be next to. He will make you laugh even if ur sad. He’ll try to cheer u up. And that’s why u love him

Damn Christian why are you doing that

by SHC ROSIE November 15, 2020

Christian

A very nice guy he is very helpful and smart. He has a good sense of humour and a great taste in music. He is the best at playing the drums and you always want him in your music groups or anything else really he's very smart. We once got a lower score than the monkeys in our class and he stayed back to negotiate with our teacher to give us a higher score than them and we did so it's all g now.

Oh look there's Christian ask him to be in our group

by robert.issohot November 27, 2018

christian

Picture your dream boy in your mind right now. Your thinking of that boy and the boy looks exactly like (christian). A mother fucking sexy daddy. He has a 3 inch cock {big for his age} a thicccc booty and a charming smile. He lives anal sex and he drinks pineapple juice 24/7. Just ignore the fact that he’s a major virgin and that he can have multiple boners. He’s very good in the bed (sleeping). Very active, if you say cricket is active. Knows his was around the girls... wait nvm he’s a virgin. This dude gets no guys. Fuck off christian

Kaydence: I heard christian was good in bed
Abby: can’t be cause he’s a virgin

by katniss/socceegirl July 8, 2019

Christian

He'll make you feel so many different emotions. He'll make you nervous, and want to smile whenever you're around him. He makes it seem like your troubles will go away. The feelings I have for him can't be explained, but I think I love this man. :)

Hey, there's Christian :)!

by H3artDani April 12, 2022