In the same way that an Internet Troll takes pleasure in causing drama and chaos, the Internet Half-Troll takes pleasure in countering everything that the troll posts in a way that brings about laughter and harmony by making the troll look foolish This often cuts off the troll's lulz that it requires for sustenance and forces the troll out through attrition, thus causing the troll to seek its lulz in a place that isn't under the surveillance of half-trolls.
Traits:
Internet Half-Trolls are more intelligent than Internet Trolls and regenerate faster due to their more omnivorous diet of both the internet rage of troll as well as the lulz of the random Internet bystander. Should an Internet Half-Troll consume both internet rage AND lulz in rapid succession the two energies can catalyze, causing the Internet Half-Troll to be temporarily phased into an ethereal state known as The Zone. While In The Zone an Internet Half-Troll becomes invulnerable, his attack-rate doubles, and his initiative and reflexes increase to Mythic proportions. Any attacks received by an Internet Half-Troll are instantly countered and damage increases one factor for every strike.
According to obscure Urban Legend, should an internet half-troll be exposed to The Zone long enough his being will converge with the presence of all half-trolls past, present, and future becoming The Legendary Super Half-Troll, a state far exceeding that of any troll, including Trolldin himself.
Traits:
Internet Half-Trolls are more intelligent than Internet Trolls and regenerate faster due to their more omnivorous diet of both the internet rage of troll as well as the lulz of the random Internet bystander. Should an Internet Half-Troll consume both internet rage AND lulz in rapid succession the two energies can catalyze, causing the Internet Half-Troll to be temporarily phased into an ethereal state known as The Zone. While In The Zone an Internet Half-Troll becomes invulnerable, his attack-rate doubles, and his initiative and reflexes increase to Mythic proportions. Any attacks received by an Internet Half-Troll are instantly countered and damage increases one factor for every strike.
According to obscure Urban Legend, should an internet half-troll be exposed to The Zone long enough his being will converge with the presence of all half-trolls past, present, and future becoming The Legendary Super Half-Troll, a state far exceeding that of any troll, including Trolldin himself.
Timmy: "Look what I drew with my new pencil set! Isn't it cool? :P"
Internet Troll: "That looks like trash, Timmy. You should burn it before the police arrest you!"
Timmy: "-sniffle-" ::cries::
Internet Half-Troll has entered the chat!
Internet Half-Troll: "It's not that bad, Timmy. Let me SHOW you what real trash looks like..."
Internet Half-Troll has uploaded imagefile ******##.jpg
Timmy: "Um... what is that even supposed to be? My two-year old cousin draws better than that."
Internet Troll: "WHERE THE ***** DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!"
Bystander: "Aw man! that looks like it was drawn by a drunken retarded monkey with hooks for arms!!! LOL!!"
Internet Troll: "***** YOU YOU ***** PIECE OF *****!!!1!!!"
Internet Half-Troll has entered The Zone
Internet Half-Troll: "Nah, man, it's cool. You already *****ed that drawing hard enough. I don't do sloppy-seconds."
Timmy: LOL!
Bystander: LOL!
Internet Troll Connection Lost, Disconnected
Internet Troll: "That looks like trash, Timmy. You should burn it before the police arrest you!"
Timmy: "-sniffle-" ::cries::
Internet Half-Troll has entered the chat!
Internet Half-Troll: "It's not that bad, Timmy. Let me SHOW you what real trash looks like..."
Internet Half-Troll has uploaded imagefile ******##.jpg
Timmy: "Um... what is that even supposed to be? My two-year old cousin draws better than that."
Internet Troll: "WHERE THE ***** DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!"
Bystander: "Aw man! that looks like it was drawn by a drunken retarded monkey with hooks for arms!!! LOL!!"
Internet Troll: "***** YOU YOU ***** PIECE OF *****!!!1!!!"
Internet Half-Troll has entered The Zone
Internet Half-Troll: "Nah, man, it's cool. You already *****ed that drawing hard enough. I don't do sloppy-seconds."
Timmy: LOL!
Bystander: LOL!
Internet Troll Connection Lost, Disconnected
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