anal pump

The act of pumping the anus until shit splatters all over the pump-ee.

"I had an anal pump last night and shit all over Mark!"

by Relacuna September 25, 2013

anal sex

Something scene girls like because it pleases their men and won't get them pregnant!

That scene girl has lots of anal sex because she's a nasty whore.

by billygraydaman December 9, 2008

anal leakage

The rupturing of the colon caused by wayyyyy to much butt-fucking. It usually results from several extended, rough, savage anal encounters

God, my anal leakage is really acting up after my stay in the joint.

by ljas December 28, 2005

Anal Clover

An anal clover is the luckiest damn anal hole your penis can ever poke! You'll never get a poop dick from a anal clover! Just jump in that clover field and butt fuck with any slut!

Ex.
Bro1: Yo dude you get that anal clover last night?
Bro 2: Yeah man i got lucky!

Ex.
Girl 1: Girl you're so lucky!
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 3: Girl you know why, all the boys want that anal clover you got hiding!

Ex.

Guy 1: Maaaaan my girl got the best anal clover around!!!!!!
Guy 2: Duuuude, I know!!!!
Guy 3: Ohhhh damn he tried out your girls anal clover bro!
Guy 1: Maaaan that's wrong, you need to go find your own anal clover bro!

by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 18, 2014

Anal monkey

The act of inserting our schlong into an asshole, not a vagina. Then screaming while doing it. Before cumming, you must shit on your hand and smear it on your partners face.

John: I gave Jodi an anal monkey last night.

Brad: What the fuck

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

anal investigator

A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.

The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.

by Le Mans tweed February 7, 2014

anal debris

Is usually the leftovers found in ones underware, or panties, which is usually and most entirely made-up of dried shit and ass hair from one's butt checks. This every common side-effect that is found in one's underware or panties as the direct result of having had taken a shit in the begining of one's day and is waiting to be revealed at the end of the day!

Sally noticed in the bathroom, after having worked a 12-hour day that she had some anal debris in her panties!

by guyfawkes74 December 14, 2009