Meat Heads

They're not the most approachable people. When you're a newbie the last thing you need is a meat head who continuously stares at you as you move from one machine to the other. It's like a scene from Prison break,when an inmate is holding his belongings and his taking that intimidating walk to his cell accompanied by Prison guards and the old heads death stare him waiting to claim him as their bitch. Meat heads intimidate you and they wait for you to do the wrong thing before they scream at you as loud as they could 'DON'T DO THAT' or 'YOUR FORM IS TERRIBLE' or

'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING', they laugh at you and shake their heads in disbelief. Meat heads are the reason why you ditch your membership.

Meat Heads think they know it all.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017

10 head

A person with a huge forehead. Usually it is about 10 fingers long thus giving it its name.

Did you hear about Matt Fehr?
yeah he has a 10 head

by friggincheetos October 17, 2019

Sted Head

Usually seen outside your local boozer on a summers evening, a Sted Head is a fellow with unusually large muscle growth in the upper body.
If spotted in this most favourable of locations he will no doubt be holding a small glass containing fruit juice. His stance and grin will be wide showing confidence.
His legs will be of normal proportions .
Four or five small males will be admiring him and the whole group will be louder than any other group nearby.

Look at that fucking dickhead sted head there

by Johnny illwithit June 10, 2018

head vampire

A vampire that specializing in sucking cock instead of blood.

"I'm gonna head to Los Angeles. See you later." - Guy 1
"Make sure you bring some butt plugs. L.A. is Transylvania for head vampires." - Guy 2

by Jack Skellington- BOW DOWN!!! March 1, 2010

Head Puntee

Someone who's head needed to be and was kicked into a brick wall or another firm, stationary substance.

People who complain to Urban Dictionary about words needing to be removed because they are not slang or they include a name need to be head puntees. Don't shit yourself over it.

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda June 11, 2006

Head Smack

Slapping your (usually) left hand to your forehead as you lower your head to make quick contact with each other. Often done in response to someone doing or saying something stupid.

-A similar response to "Here's your sign........"

Person 1: "So no shit, there I was in the middle of the street, and some guy nearly ran me over!"

Person 2: *head smack*

by RocCityGoddess May 13, 2010

Head Beard

The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.

Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!

by Francii22 December 5, 2010