Sam

The kind of guy to simp for a girl named Annabelle

Annabelle wants Sam’s lightning in her booty

by Duncan doo doo2005 September 6, 2020

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Sam

A Sam is something you find riding a unicycle while reading a dictionary. He is smart, but is missing a link in his brain. He is fun, and loved by everyone. But beware when he gets his unicycle out.

Girl: I saw Sam hanging upside down on a tree branch while reciting the Illiad.

Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!

by Account1 November 10, 2017

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Sam

A MURDEROUS PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.

student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH

by THAT ONE GUUY November 6, 2017

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Super cute. Everyone wants to like him. Has the most beautiful smile. You want to ask him out but too scared, he will reject you. When you see him the whole world stops and you smile. If you stare at his eyes, his eyes sparkle. You wish he liked you, but everyone thinks he likes someone cuter than you. He is very stupid, but very cute.

Girl ( Love Bird ): He is walking towards me, act cool everybody
Girl Friends: We are good with that, I don't think you are
Sam: Hey
Girl ( Love Bird ): Hey, He totally likes me.
Girls friend: Ya, totally ( With a sarcastic voice )

by fddjrbetdwjdnigrfdjniy November 9, 2018

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sam

sam: a cross between simp and stan.
Otherwise known as the entire twitch moderator team

person 1:alinity fucked her dog again and still hasnt gotten banned
person 2: i know dude the entire twitch moderator team is just a bunch of fucking sams

by @yackyodd January 1, 2020

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