the long mong

A large penis

My gosh he has the long mong

by The large cheese January 22, 2021

long lad

The long lad is best described as a big gangly streak of misery.Someone fond of super splits that looks the image of the star of Wallace and Gromit, Victor Quarermaine,he generally would lack an ability to play golf and indeed rugby

The long lad couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo

by Bigsam1 October 11, 2018

Long Nose Larry

A great friend who is there for everyone. She is very caring and kind to people she meets. Her bestfriends are John, Alona, Jeffery, and Hunter. WARNING: Don’t mess with Larry.

John: “ Hey look it’s Long Nose Larry”

Alona: “ LARRRYYY!!!”

by Larry_calvin_spraytan_jj_jesus November 06, 2019

Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time

I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023

Matt long

Sucks balls

Matt long is sucking balls

by Jacobluce April 10, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

long one.

it's the long 4 square line from tetris.

Long One.

"oh look, it's the... Long one."

by ArcsinTan April 29, 2022