A total retard and a little zesty fuck who everyone hates. A 2-day old shit in a toilet bowl what hasn't been flushed so now the water is stained permanently. No one loves this kid
person 1: did you see dylan used the toilet today
person 2:yea no wonder its blacker then the night sky
person 2:yea no wonder its blacker then the night sky
by 575725725 August 12, 2024
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a very shy and kinda awkward person. But it's a trait that all the ladies love. Hes tall and has lucious brown hair and brown eyes. Hes everything that you would want in a friend or boyfriend. Hes a gentleman and has the heart of gold. Hes also very funny but in a dark way. If you find a dylan in your life take him and dont let him go because they're very hard to come by.
by Bailey5476 February 4, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. A fruity mother fucker. Spells quiet wrong in his instagram posts and doesnt bother to fix it. Makes pizza rolls while high.
by Bwbsbfbxz August 7, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. dylan is the greatest person known to mankind. His exemplary rats tail flows in the air as he exudes manliness. A true king.
by panpan <3 December 3, 2019
Get the dylanmug. Dylan is a unit of a man who pulls all bitches due to the extreme length of his penis. Also Dylan is a sexy ass beast who’s a tank at baseball due to his extreme athletic ability. Dylan is way better than your boyfriend and u should dump him for Dylan. When Dylan is around hide ur kids and hide your wives
by Dingerdyl March 4, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Alex Dylan James Anderson's are sarcastic creatures only found in dark areas of caves, when found you may find that they are holding a gaming console and in rare cases you may find them holding a Dungeons and Dragons box if you happen to come across them holding such rare item I highly recommend that you run away as fast and as quietly as you can as they have a habit of persuading people to play a "quick" game when in reality it will last for weeks.
Person 1 " I saw an Alex Dylan James Anderson holding a D&D box last weekend"
Person 2" No way man, hope you didn't get to close I heard they are very good at persuading"
Person 2" No way man, hope you didn't get to close I heard they are very good at persuading"
by An sarcastic human February 2, 2020
Get the Alex Dylan James Andersonmug. by Amara. October 25, 2022
Get the dylan smug.