suck you

Suck you is fuck you and you suck combined, for when that person really just fucking sucks.

Well suck you. Ass hole

by Twistersfury September 13, 2018

Are you thirsty?

Preface to "because i have a tall glass of shut the fuck up." Usually directed at someone who wont stop talking, though can be used after someone tells a really bad story.

This formula can be altered, changing the "thirsty" to any number of different adjectives.

Person1: "Hey are you thirsty?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a tall glass of shut the fuck up."

Person1: "Hey are you naked?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because i have a squat wardrobe full of shut the fuck
up."

Person1: "Hey are you hungry?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a large #3 combo with a side of shut
the fuck up."

by Fibula. March 29, 2009

You really thought you ate

Every middle school material girl when they are losing a fight.

Blonde 1 : I am such baddie Blonde 2 : no you not! Blonde 3: you really thought you ate

by StrawberryGlow March 30, 2022

You feel?

A cool way to say; You understand? Mostly used by white girls who think they are cool.

I Fucking hate that stupid bitch, you feel?

by Dafuckingbomb September 13, 2016

thank you

much love

much love brotha

by JPDAWG September 18, 2003

done with you

Another term a partner says when they are done in a relationship.

Girlfriend: oh Eric I am so done with you!!
Boyfriend: so we are over?
Girlfriend: use urbandictionaryy to find out asshole!

by Anoooooooonnnnn March 30, 2016

You Won't

Whenever someone says they'll do something, someone else comes back with "You won't!" It's almost like a dare. If the person does said thing, the "You won't"-er usually comes back with something like "OK, so maybe you will."
Commonly used by the surf-bum kids who pioneered such gems of slang like "Dude" and "Sweet".

Person1: Man, every time my math teacher gives me homework, I want to pull a Columbine on her!

Person2: You won't!

(Person1 does. Person2 is arrested as an accessory.)

~OR~

Chemistry Teacher: Now, Hydrogen gas explodes very easily. I could show you a demonstration, but I don't have time.

Pyromaniac Class: You won't! You won't!

Chemistry Teacher: Well, I GUESS we could squeeze it in...

Class: Yay!!!

by JillieManicotti February 18, 2004