Wank Bank

Slang for Sperm Bank

Yesterday I went to the Wank Bank .

by DB4LYFE January 17, 2015

Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off

Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

by OfficialGooseStudios February 11, 2022

wank bank

Saving photos of people for the sole purpose of self-pleasure.

That chicks so gonna be my new wank bank.

by EnderGamesUBD January 14, 2015

Wank

Sounds like something Satbir would say. filthy sod!

Ps those flapjacks are wank
Tasteless

by Satbir_filthy March 12, 2020

hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself

Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later

by Jessdirty April 20, 2021

diversity wanking

When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.

Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.

by peter gazer January 12, 2018

Wank Therapy

The debut album from clunge for grunge

What an album by wank therapy

by TheBL__ December 25, 2019