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Child of Jesus

A person who denies being a Child of God
by TheCrazyLeg May 15, 2018
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G-Spot Jesus

A guy who knows how to find the G-spot every time in every woman.
Scott's fingers are always pruney looking because he's a G-spot Jesus!
by Ferguson July 4, 2005
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jesus christ pose

A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.

Also the title of a Soundgarden song.
Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.

Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.
by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

A Catholic prayer used during times of great stress and turmoil; it's also used to express gratefulness when a blessing is received. Often abbreviated as "JMJ".
1. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, help all those who are trying to escape war-torn places. Amen.

2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!
by Totus Tuus January 5, 2018
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Jesus cant spell

A fat lard mexican headass that cant spell and shoves shit up uis ass
Me:Yo jesus cant spell , you're a faggot
Jesus cant spell: goddamnit
by Asscheecks January 14, 2019
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Jesus Christ on a bicycle

The using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle, Bob! You gave me a fright!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'
by CobyPryant March 30, 2007
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Jesus Zombie Day

Easter to us mere mortals. The day he became the living dead
Jaster had a nice Jesus Zombie Day with no shot gun in sight
by Jaster Mereel May 15, 2007
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