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waffle

to vacillate between two easy choices for no reason, or perhaps just to annoy anyone who cares
She waffled between two menu items for so long we could have finished dinner by the time she ordered.
by helnwls February 13, 2015
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Waffle Pawed

verb to UTTERLY beat a large number of online players on any or all first person shooters.
This guy was COD last night, shot him straight in the head, he hella got waffle pawed!
by Elias Lewis June 23, 2011
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Waffle bottom

1. A descriptive term for when a person(s) rear gets waffle like imprints from sitting on a surface such as a metal picnic bench or lattice like lawn chair.

2. When a gay man is not sure whether or not he is a top or bottom. "Waffling" between the two.

3. When someone is toying with the idea of doing anal, but isn't completely sold on it.
"I was doing my girlfriend on the the picnic bench, and when I flipped her over she had a serious waffle bottom."

"Is Kenny a bottom or a top?" "He's kind of a waffle bottom, he was a bottom last night but I feel like he wants to be a top."

"Did your wife let you stick it in her ass yet?" "No, she's being a total waffle bottom about it. Maybe on my birthday."
by Dr.Jupiter November 27, 2018
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Waffles

Super good in my opinion, like this if waffles are better than pancakes... I like waffles better than pancakes and my friend likes pancakes better this will settle our argument thanks!
by the og three May 12, 2023
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Waffle

1. Pancakes with aaaaabbbbbsss.

2. A sweet pet nickname for your boyfriend/girlfriend.

3. A cute way to tell someone to go away.

4. An insult for someone brainless.
1. I just LOVE waffles. They’re the best breakfast food ever!

2. Awww.... My lil' Waffle!

3. Waffle away, you. Waffle away.

4. Oh my god. They are SUCH a bunch of waffles.
by CoconutDingleberrySharks November 13, 2017
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Waffle stomp

The nice warm feeling of a big turd being crushed into the shower drain
I just did a waffle stomp right when I got into the shower
by Big balls 97 February 9, 2022
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Blue waffle

A google search term that has 2 meanings: actual waffles but with a blue color or a disease that cause blue sort of spots on a private part. It is also a term that was featured in videos titled: "Words that you shouldn't google".
So, I have searched the term "Blue waffle" and I regret my decision...
by Belle's Inactive Twitter December 6, 2019
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