Porridge Metal

Porridge Metal - Metal Musik whos drums are too quite, guitar has no aksents, trak looks longer than it aktually is, & tempo is always changing its like “Porridge”

Term kreated & 1st used by Kristina Rybalchenko aka Kriss Drummer on 2023_December_16 Saturday during Live Twitch Stream. Time Stamp 3:35:00 15:35:00 CT / 21:35:00 UTC

Example 1: Motorhead the Band has a song kalled “Overkill” it is the epitome of “Porridge Metal Musik”

Example 2: Motörhead - Overkill, is Porridge Metal

by anonymous December 16, 2023

Metal

A jack hammer lover. Won't stop till the job is done.

I got the full metal experience.

by FCCMoney September 23, 2020

cum metal

A subgenre of Metal referring to bands with more romantic or emotional tones to their songs. An example of a cum metal band is Sleep Token

"This metal is sexy! What's it called?" "It's called cum metal"

by DigitalAegis February 12, 2024

Metal Bitchin’

Describes cool, yet shitty things

Alondra: live life to the fullest just to die by a furry what a way to go.
Aiden: metal bitchin’

by Cute brown girl March 13, 2018

butt metal

A musically watered down style of metal that's meant to be as inoffensive and possible and appeal to the widest demographic possible. Also commonly overlaps with octanecore.

"Old school" butt metal is basically mediocre groove metal/NWOAHM, it can also surprisingly overlap with (melodic) extreme metal, for example FFDP, Damageplan and the album Trust No One by DevilDriver
"New school" butt metal is typically inoffensive, easily digestible metalcore, for example Bad Omens, I Prevail, Spiritbox, new Of Mice & Men, new Architects and most legacy metalcore acts trying to be relevant nowadays (Atreyu)

"Dude, that's some shitty ass butt metal. Do you actually listen to Damageplan?"
"Shut up, you listen to Spiritbox and I Prevail. We're not so different"

by mish1 November 12, 2023

I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

metal coma

When you are listening to metal music to prevent yourself from going mentally unhinged.

Dude my girl broke up with me so I went into a metal coma.

by Spartan#3223 April 7, 2023