internet moocher

Someone who uses you for your internet (most cases fast internet) and leaves upon downloading what was needed. These friends are only friends fir your high speed internet connection.

Omg he is such an internet moocher, left right after downloading his game

by Turtle Skater January 11, 2018

Internet

a place where ones life can change completely.

person 1: I just finished exploring the Internet and I gotta say, it was worth it.
person 2: you haven't left your room in 7 hours, are you sure?

by mr. parenthesis February 10, 2022

internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting

"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."

by watermeloninja February 23, 2021

Internet Executor

The authorized person to whom the responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded.

responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded is Internet Executor

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Internet Terrorist

Someone who weaponizes social media or online platforms to push fake thugs, gang affiliations, or dangerous misinformation—and may even mass-report anyone who calls them out.

Internet terrorists flood feeds with fake gang claims and call it “street knowledge,” then flag anyone exposing the lie.

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

internet shark

Probably some girl who posts a lot

Gina posts a lot, she is a internet shark

by Alec R. July 10, 2016

The internet

What now controls our lives, a gigantic plain where you can find everything and experience everything at the same time, where every single emotion can be felt at every minute, a place, where you cannot process emotions, it does not matter if you discover that your favorite celebrity is dead, you will find a meme a minute later and laugh, a place, where apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A place where you can do anything, look for people you like, watch cooking videos, laugh at apology videos, search for "." in the youtube bar, watching questionable videos, harassing a girl, going to the dark web, buying drugs, guns and a bomb, everything, all of the time.

welcome to The internet

by Think of a name May 22, 2022