poppin the top

Also known as 'pop the top'. Masterbation: Female/Male

"So Keira, were you poppin the top last night?"

by MaliceInWonderland December 29, 2006

wobbly top

defined as an Intelligence Quotient score under 70, a subtype of intellectual disability; i.e. retarded

Jimmy had to wear his helmet as he was led through the grocery store and the shoppers thought, there goes a wobbly top.

by likeitiz November 18, 2010

Battle top

Sexually active gay men who battle, usually with wrestling, to determine who is the top, pitcher, or penetrator, etc.

My ex boyfriend was a battle top, but I always won and made him a bottom boy.

by Landina69 May 1, 2018

top kill method

1. A sexual position whereby the female lays flat on her stomach, and the male lays flat on top of her, injecting a thick viscous liquid into her vagina.

2. Also, a method of sealing off oil spills under the ocean.

1. If I can have it any way I want it, then I want it "top kill style", baby!

2. BP attempted to use the top kill method to plug the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf.

by amtracker May 26, 2010

One off the top

To masturbate vigourously; to pull ones pudding, bash the bishop, help Kojak put on his polo neck sweater, choke the chicken, load the single barrelled yoghurt launcher, or knock one out!

"That new girl in Accounts gave me one off the top in the back of the cab last night! It was superb!"

by RTR. October 23, 2008

Top up sex

An unofficial form of prostitution where (usually a woman) has money added to her prepaid cellphone in exchange for sex. Used on the island of St. Kitts and possibly other caribbean nations.

"What's up?'
"Oh, not much, my girl dropped by for some top up sex earlier"
"How much did you give her?"
"20 EC"

by Ebonyks December 28, 2009

Armenian Tank Top

When back hair connects over the shoulders to the chest hair forming the proverbial "Armenian Tank Top". Can be used for other hairy ethnic groups i.e. Greeks, Turks, Israelies, Iranians etc.

Did you see that guy sportin' the Armenian Tank Top!?!?!

by matty mcnuggets March 16, 2009