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texas cartwheel

Someone does a cartwheel, with alcohol on a belt that is fed to your mouth-TLB
Last night Kyle did 20 Texas cartwheels
by Booty-Warrior_8llllllllllO November 16, 2019
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mount pleasant high school - texas

where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked and get kicked off for drinking on trips. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !
by livelaughlové March 21, 2022
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West Texas Drawbar

The West Texas Drawbar was a traveling male stripper. He would hop abord random trains, which, at the time, had long pilots and drawbars. His profession earned him the nickname "West Texas Drawbar" among railroad crewmembers.
"I got myself a herpes from that West Texas Drawbar."
by Great Northern 1147 November 4, 2023
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Texas smash

When you leave a giant cum load on your hookups pillow, face and bed before you exit in the morning unannounced. And holler their name as you walk out & slam the door.
It was great last night with Veronica but I left her with a Texas smash this morning 💦 💦 💦!
by Loadsofjizz!!! March 12, 2023
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University of North Texas

Safe Way To Say The Word 'Cunt'. It is used as it is C-UNT, UNT being University of North Texas.
Person 1: "Ugh. He is such a University of North Texas."
by Fezguy002 October 5, 2021
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Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.
by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024
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Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.
"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."
by mercxz May 9, 2024
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