abbas's internet

Abbas's internet means "Shitty ass toilet"

How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls

How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls

by WaldoCumMaster June 29, 2022

vagina of the internet

Facebook because this site has turned into a site where you can go anywhere on the internet, you can like something or connect with them.

Facebook has turned into the vagina of the internet. Everything can be fucked into facebooks big pussy to create more offspring (members)

by Kyle 230 June 16, 2010

internet genius

Someone who is genius at the internets.

Example: Hey, look that guy, he can start his Netflix at his phone while connected with it on the laptop on stupid wifi. He is an internet genius.
Example2: Having an iPad in Eastern Europe makes you an internet genius!

by nerdygirlfg March 15, 2020

black internet

it represents a bad connection of internet that is laggy or high ping

nigga, your internet is black.
this black internet is so slow.

by hotwheelsnigga August 21, 2023

Internet

A place with a shitload of shit, like pr0n, thirst traps, bad music and etc. But also great things like cute cats and games.

My internet got shut off yesterday, i got crazy and i drinked my cat's piss

by aughhhhh November 30, 2022

The Internet Hyena's Grasp

The definition of either:

1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it

The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.

Pyrocynical was really ripped to shreds by The Internet Hyena's Grasp.

by anonymous June 19, 2024

Internet Explorer

The slowest brow........

Internet Explorer
Person 1: I jus Loading.......

by Griffo mo October 31, 2020