The “Dutch Bungle” is a tenacious act one performs whilst participating in cunnilingus. The “Dutch Bungle” takes place as the bottom participant is face down ass up and the rear standing participant takes a damp stroopwafel and lays it betwixt the ass cheeks right above the rectum. The rear standing participant then ejaculates on the pastry, then using his penis, he stuffs it in the other individual creating a sort of cheese danish.
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Get the dutch ninja mug.A consistently negative phenomenon that occurs when Dutch—either a person known as Dutch or someone associated with the nickname—watches a sports game that their friends or family are emotionally invested in. Once Dutch tunes in, the favored team almost always loses. In extreme cases, a star player suffers a serious or season-ending injury. The Dutch Effect has become synonymous with jinxing crucial moments in sports.
Dutch’s family is rooting hard for the Indiana Pacers in Game 7 of the 2025 NBA Finals. After staying away the entire series, Dutch decides to watch. The result? The Pacers lose in heartbreaking fashion, and Tyrese Haliburton sustains a major injury that sidelines him for the entire next season. That’s the Dutch Effect in full force.
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