Sam

Short ass motherfucker. Uses a voice changer cause he's not funny.

"Sam is so unfunny." -Everyone

by Sam Haater April 11, 2023

Sam

WiFi problems are caused by sam

Sam fixed the wifi

by rnr321 September 22, 2020

Uncle Sam Special

While giving a person anal, you rob their pockets of all their money.

I gave her the old uncle sam special.

by Plutarchheavensbee62 October 2, 2023

sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016

March 21st (beat sam day)

March 21st is the day where you beat the shit out of sam

Hey it's March 21st (beat sam day)!
Ok let's beat up sam!

by Samhater33 March 20, 2025

sammed

To be bamboozled by misdirection, misfortune, and not having skill

blud got sammed😭

by geeehckschehzz(akaryu) January 3, 2024