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meat grinder shift

a shift, specifically in the industry of specialty coffee and other beverages, in which an extreme number of drinks are served
dude, saturday morning was a total meat grinder shift.

we were grinding meat all sunday afternoon
by notevenabarista February 20, 2021
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the rights shift

A gesture to when the government finds out a particular individual has died and, as a result of them finding out, that individual’s rights change. This change consists in them permanently losing some of their legal rights and protections; as well as having many of their other rights and protections significantly weakened.
Kade: Where were you last Friday? You never showed to attend the meeting we had scheduled to talk about our group project.

Hannah: Sorry about that. My mom died of cardiac arrest and I had to deal with all of the government paperwork related to her owing taxes, make her burial arrangements, get a legal pronouncement of death to begin the work necessary to acquire death certificates for her, tell all of my relatives about her passing, and arrange for her pet cat to find a new home.
Kade: I’m sorry for your loss. How are you holding up with all of this?
Hannah: I am doing alright. I’ve already taken care of most of the important tasks that I have to take care of. My only major concern is the rights shift. Considering she died, most her legal rights and protections have either been greatly weakened or eliminated; and as her only living child, the responsibility of monitoring the government to ensure they appropriately enforce those rights and protections in the event that certain crimes, like grave robbery, occur falls to me. This is especially concerning given that I heard that a series of grave robberies that appear to be related to each occurred in some of the towns that are nearby the town she is buried, which they have not been able to find and identify the perpetrator yet.
Kade: I can definitely see why you are concerned given the situation and everything going on.
by Vanguard 1998 April 13, 2021
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Foley’s shitty sheets

Foley clean your shitty sheets”~ Ma
“They’re fresh Ma”~ Foley

Foley’s shitty sheets
by 1234jakdks May 4, 2021
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god-awful shitty feeling of dread in my heart

the feeling when you feel like you have nothing left. everything is dying, falling apart, and you can do fucking nothing with it. the void. the rage. the dread when you know nothing can be fixed.
also, a funky lyric from a mother mother song. i love the song, its relatable
theres a god-awful shitty feeling of dread in my heart

yeah its got allota do-
by hahafunkyrangerkinnie August 24, 2021
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Dolly Parton Shift

The usual 9 am to 5 pm, eight hour work shift. Name comes from the Dolly Parton movie and song, “9 to 5.”
Steven: I am working tomorrow from 9 to 5.
Andres: So you are working a Dolly Parton shift.
Steven: What’s that?
Andres: I call it that as a reference to her movie and song.
by Noblewolf797 September 23, 2021
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Cincinnati Split Shift

Man I was so drunk last night with that chick I accidentally pulled a Cincinnati Split Shift
by the kid ya boi January 6, 2022
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A Lucid Shifter

Someone that has either never touched grass, or is outrageously racist.
1: Hey dude, did you hear about (random info)?
2: Shut up
3: didn't know you were a Lucid Shifter
by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022
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