Retard

In an effort to redefine the "R word" Cross-eyed, Drug-dealing Rapist/Pedophile T.Webster (Kingston, Ontario). Finished 2nd place to a mule in a rock paper scissors competition. T.Webster screamed paper, Mule kicked him in the head.

That retard in Kingston, Ontario wont harm another child

by AbsoluteSuicideKing May 6, 2022

Retard

A retard is someone that pee's on their living room floor because they got someone they wanted on a game.

"this retard fucking peed on the fucking floor"

by Batmanniggabitch_19 August 17, 2022

Retardation

The absolute state of something or someone being retarded, for example: thinking that you have left your car keys at home whilst you are diving your car

I hit peak retardation this morning thinking that I had left my car keys at home on the table a few miles down the road from my house, while I was driving my car.

by Spitfire_AU May 14, 2024

Retard

A retard is somone that steals a golf cart with his frends then when cot blames his frends, fuck you skyler fuucck you

A retard has no use

by jerry berry the duck March 27, 2022

retard

you

your a retard

by Ohio4Lyfe December 9, 2021

retard

you (not me)

A RETARD IF YOU!

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Retarded

Someone who's actually so stupid they do the most fucking stupid ass shit like somehow getting butt ass naked in the streets and walking around saying they have clothes on, like wtf how do you fuck up that bad?

Retarded man: its gonna be such a good day outside *goes outside naked somehow not knowing*

Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes

Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass

Retarded man: i did nothing wrong

The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*

Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes

Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*

The end

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 23, 2024