Road Dork

A driver who can't follow directions, leaves their turn signal on too long, constantly fails to signal when switching lanes, goes way too slow under posted speed limit, tailgates in a furious manner and/or failing to use proper road etiquette while driving.
Bad driver
Angry driver
a rushed driver
Lily is driving a long and a guys tailgates behind her, frustrated the driver swerves into the other lane without signaling almost hitting another car, speeds up to the car in front and swerves back into the previous lane, cutting off Lily.

Lily to herself: Stupid Road Dork!
by mattan2900 September 04, 2010
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Ohio road map

When anal fucking your partner doggystyle you proceed to pull out before you blow your load , you draw your route that your going to go with the ass juice on your cock, once you choose a destination blow you load then proceed to leave the house and follow the map to see where you end up.
Map quest wasn’t working so I had to use the old Ohio road map to get me to my destination.
by lcarpetrondukemarriott September 04, 2022
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Mississippi Road stop

Find a crippled woman at a rest stop bathroom taking a shit and give her a swirrley while hooking her asshole with the hooked end of her cane.
Mark gave Maria a "mississippi road stop" off hwy 95.
by Dirty Jimmm April 08, 2022
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Laying Road Pipe

The act of traveling a long distance over a period of time
If we start laying road pipe, we might make it to the Grand Canyon tomorrow
by Geezerino April 20, 2021
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Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?
Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
by goldengrey1776 May 31, 2024
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when the scot hits the road

when the scot hits the road ambulances come speeding
by we make useful shit up November 03, 2023
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