Headline Porn

A term used when someone is jaded or jealous of the person of topic.

The politician was annoyed at the other candidate's higher media ratings, he called it headline porn.

Usually said by someone not getting enough head 'time' , clearly..

by Charm Duster October 2, 2016

Porn roulette

You use pornMD dice button scroll down blindly to pick a porn, now you have to do whatever they're doing in selected porn

Me and my girl played porn roulette and I ended up with a finger in my ass

by tmeck October 4, 2018

giant porn

When two humans shaped like giraffes have intercourse. Their feet normally hang off the bed and they give under-the-chin hickies.

Emilee and Anderson had giant porn last night.
Yeah! Did you see the hickey under her chin?

by Pledge69 March 19, 2017

Personal Porn

Something that isn't normally porn, but is pornographic in nature or sexually stimulating to you

That guy has a fetish for puppets, so shows like Sesame Street are his personal porn.

by AshBob5000 May 23, 2018

Psycho-porn

n. The tendency of the well-to-do to seek gritty reference points, and perhaps to directly give patronage, sometimes reaching the point of co-dependency, perhaps en masse with certain artists, actors and musicians, and/or to re-package towards their own voyeuristic enjoyment as inspirational, entertaining, dirty, real; perhaps to compensate for a felt or perceived lack in their own lives, or for comparison. As such, detached from the reality and compassionately pertinent facts, and/or detached from the effect their interest or patronage may have.

"That music is so real. Her battle with drug addiction and her emotional life is just so raw and immediate in that song. "

"yes, but shouldn't we have been more concerned if she was alright. That attitude is just demonstrating a need for a kind of psycho-porn isn't it? Surely it shouldn't quite be just entertainment that drip feeds the needle with the heroin of tabloid publicity?"

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Guardian article: (on Burton's new collection dedicated to Arthur Scargill.)
"There's more to this new Arthur Scargill chic than mere fashion nostalgia"
Comment: psycho-porn.

by MrsApple January 5, 2013

porn-norm

A term used to critique behavioral traits and/or a body type commonly seen in studio-based pornography. The criticism is often based on the person's color, ethnicity, and/or the way a fetish is witnessed being practiced in a real life moment compared to how it is displayed in porn.

A buffed bald black man having aggressive sex with a non-black person is a porn-norm many black men are expected to display in real-life interracial sexual encounters.

by LeNair Xavier February 20, 2018

pop-porn

When the camera dude in a porn scene is eating pop corn

This pop-porn in the studio makes a big mess

by iSpitOnLlamas January 17, 2021