a perfect pitch

When you take a dump and go to wipe your arse and the paper comes away clean.

I took a shit yesterday and when i wiped the tp came up clean... I had thrown a perfect pitch!

by Fiddler234 January 6, 2017

a perfect change

Three quarters, two dimes, two nickels, and five pennies. Something people carry when they want to get rid of their change.

"Perfect change" is what you give a casier so you don't get change back. "A perfect change" is the combination of coins you might carry so you can give perfect change.

Cashier: The total comes to $6.68
Customer: *gives her a five, a one, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.
Cashier: Your change comes to...um...nothing.

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Man, I've got a lot of coins. I should probably make a perfect change.

by Kevin February 18, 2009

supreme victory perfect mega stranger

An advanced form of the mega stranger. In the case of the ultra-rare Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger, the guy gains approval for a tug job using his recently-numbed hand from the very first girl he approaches, while also successfully reciting the Time Limit Clause.

~ for a detailed example of a "supreme victory perfect mega stranger", see example provided in mega stranger entry~

by cassuduh March 2, 2009

the perfect boyfriend

the perfect boyfriend has many traits that make him eligible for this category here are some!

-good sense of humor (dark sense of humor preferably)
-lots in common with yourself
-alive
-soft lips
-warm arms

so in conclusion, the perfect boyfriend can be yours he could be someone else's but the most perfect boyfriend I've ever seen is mine.
if he's reading this, hi Allie!
xoxo- sinful (my name)

"oh he's the perfect boyfriend!"

is he sinful's boyfriend?
"no"
then he isn't the perfect boyfriend

by chipoltly June 22, 2019

Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise

Also known as Jayden Micheal Carter.
He's amazing beyond belief.
Way more than he knows or believes.
He's my best friend and I love him a lot.
Probably more than you.
No of course more than you.
He's nice and fun to talk to.
He's sweet.
And gorgeous.
He makes me happy.
Without even trying.
AMABOUTTOCRY.
I'm so happy that I found someone like him.
He's an amazing person to have in your life.
Please don't hurt him.
Or I'll kill you.
I love you bby<333.

Isn't Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise your best friend?
Fuck yeah he is.

by Iri$$ January 11, 2009

mythical perfect storm

A legendary state that exists only in Rob's mind that states that one owns all three magic monkeys (A, D and M).

Rob is delusional in his thoughts that he has the mythical perfect storm.

by RCole February 13, 2008

ace-perfect

when someone is super perfect or gets an 100 percent on a test

bro that guy with OCD is ace-perfect

by skaterj666 November 14, 2010