Plays off the front tees

To be homosexual - ie "putts from the rough" is "a little light in the loafers"

Did you see Chris strutting around in his pink FCUK shirt? I think he plays off the front tees.

by Safetyboy February 15, 2006

Play-Doo Fun Factory

A strap on apparatus for the anus that allows for solid waste to be extruded in fun shapes such as stars or spaghetti.

Ginger and I spiced up our normal Cleavland Steamer party this weekend by adding a Play-doo Fun Factory into the mix. My shit never looked so creative as a it did when the pile of steamy spaghetti settled between her breasts.

by The Nuge3 October 28, 2008

babe ruth double play

A Babe Ruth double play is a when a woman inserts a BabyRuth candy bar into her Vagina then pushes it out while defecating on a man's chest.

Aunt Linda did a Babe Ruth double play at the family camping trip last August.

by TastefullyBitter March 21, 2014

I Don’t play games

No bullshit, if it’s gunna happen it’s happenin

Girl: :Sends Teasing picture

Guy: “bruh can we just get to the point” “I don’t play games”

by DIRTYCMONEY15 December 5, 2018

playing pokemon under the sheets

to look under the sheets in order to get a pikachur partner's privates under the sheets. mostly applied to females

i was hanging out with my girl and playing pokemon under the sheets with her.

by AshitaTheWeeb November 25, 2017

I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008

playing Johnny-fuck-around

Goofing off or horseplay. Used by my father to describe what I was doing instead of cleaning my room, doing my homework or whatever else I was supposed to be doing.

"Quit playing Johnny-fuck-around and clean up your room!"

by Char H January 7, 2006