the clean shit

A shit that you feel come out and see in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Guy 1 was taking a shit, but he must have had the clean shit because there was nothing on the toilet paper.

by SpySeaGuy77 May 15, 2019

shit talk

The act of speaking about non-sense in a random manner. Typically "shit talk" among a group of men consists of toipcs such as sex, politics, hobbies, humor or random daily events. Typically laced with a high amount of profanity and crudeness shit talk is usually not acceptable in a professional setting or in the proximity of adolescents. Shit talk has no boundries or limits and its main focus is entertainment and a laugh.

No more shit talk boys, this is a professional meeting!

by gimp19781 October 6, 2010

Shit Disturber

Someone who aggressively and actively agitates or escalates a situation, dialog or event.

That guy is a real Shit Disturber, he just could not leave well enough alone.

by Werocomoco September 2, 2007

Dope Shit

everything that is super fucking fresh. top shelf, best. the coolest most flyest gear.

Did you fucken dumb bitches check out Lemon Hawaii's new shirts? Them boys always Make Dope Shit.

by Herbie Johnson April 30, 2010

rat shit

bad in quality

In Australian usage-

That band couldn't carry a tune in a wheelbarrow. That was a rat shit gig.

by rekco January 25, 2011

well, no shit

A response similar to 'how interesting' or 'I didn't know that'.

Ex. Person 1- "did you know that there are over a thousand different species of fish?" Person 2- "well, no shit!"

by the dirty bastard May 27, 2009

Da Shits

1. Slang for "diarrhea". Usually associated with (but not limited to) eating poorly prepared foods. See also Montezuma's Revenge.

2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".

1. "I knew I shouldn't have had that raw steak with eggs. Now I got Da Shits."

2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits

by Brainiac January 9, 2005