A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).
That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.
by SL44 December 20, 2017
during sex the man goses gets a hotdog bun , musterd, and ketup. then he puts the hotdog bun around his cock. then puts on ketup and musterdon his dick. then the lover eats the stuff of of the partners cock.
by piepie1620 April 28, 2012
when having intercourse with 2 or more partners and ejaculate in both anuses and then get them to fart all over someone
by doctordoctorpuss July 26, 2010
Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.
by JD-Beanzor August 07, 2011
Similar to a donkey punch, When you are going down on your girl and you give her a good, hard punch on her funny bone, causing her to shriek in pain and causing her vagina to squeeze the shit out of your dick. Second best orgasm I've ever had.
"Hey bro, I heard Sam scream really loud last night, you must have dicked her good!"
"Yeah dude, I gave her the Dutch Elbow. She didn't find it Humerus."
"Yeah dude, I gave her the Dutch Elbow. She didn't find it Humerus."
by MangledTaint May 29, 2019
When a girl is receiving oral sex and farts into the giver’s mouth, puffing their cheeks up like a pufferfish.
by PastaManana February 28, 2021
by Dutch Shola December 13, 2017