Wets work

When you take a power dump that's wet.

To after eating that taco bell I did mad wets work.

by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018

consequential work

Work that is discovered while original work is in progress and immediately takes priority over your original intent. Consequential work involves significantly more effort/time/resources than the original work required.

So I was painting the kitchen, when a chunk of the wall comes right off in my hand because hornets had built a nest and chewed right through the drywall. Luckily, the hornets weren't home, but I'm gonna have to get rid of the nest and patch the drywall before I can finish painting. Nothin' like consequential work, damn it!

by Wolfeadr December 31, 2016

Sending jerry to work

Something ominous

"Oh yeah he was sending Jerry to work" said Joey
"Who's jerry" asked Jake
"You'll never know" responded Joey

by glfoster16 November 5, 2020

Work

Pay for work? Labor? Intellectual property that amounts to more that YOU ever could have accomplished or will accomplish EVER for the reason of your life?

Hym "Yes. I expect you to pay for work and these people ARE NOT GOING TO FEEL BAD FOR YOUR DEAD KIDS WHEN I TAKE THEM AS A CONSOLATION PRIZE IF I DO NOT GET THAT MONEY."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

detective work

a less intense way of saying "stalking" lol

Person 1: hey, i saw your follow request yesterday! btw how did you find my instagram 🤔
Person 2: it was for uh detective work

by hisokas.corset January 10, 2021

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

crazy work

Something that requires lots of effort, whether it’s physical or mental, or even financial.

Bro, you spent 200 on a robe? That’s crazy work not gonna lie.

by Grusstyman February 14, 2024