During intercours a man give a cleavland steamer to a woman and proseads to ejaculate on it. The man then puts some in his mouth and kisses the nice lady goodnight.
by southiekid March 25, 2009
Get the D-lamac cookiemug. Me:She liked it when i gave her that Swedish cookie cutter!
Friend: Why in the world would you give her something like that?
Me: I thought she would like it..that and the mess involved
Friend: ???
Friend: Why in the world would you give her something like that?
Me: I thought she would like it..that and the mess involved
Friend: ???
by vbbeachkid May 13, 2010
Get the Swedish cookie cuttermug. that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century
well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles
by l.a. rockstar May 28, 2004
Get the that's the way the cookie crumblesmug. A type of biscuit who is usually "dumb" or "soggy".
These specimen can be located in the pantry or in the dorms of an all boys school.
In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.
These specimen can be located in the pantry or in the dorms of an all boys school.
In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.
by RealSickunt March 13, 2019
Get the Smart Cookiemug. by zeppelin_nature November 3, 2017
Get the bocolate bip cookiesmug. Cookies that girl scouts buy the whole stock of from Safeway, Walgreens, etc.. and re-sell for a higher price than what they payed for. They do usually taste pretty good, but only because its from somewhere else. And for the price, nah not worth it, just get cookies from your local grocery store.
Guy: How much do these Girl scout cookies costs?
Girl scout: 10$
Guy: 10$?! for only 10 cookies?! I can just go to the Safeway down the street and get the same cookies for 5$!
Girl scout: 10$
Guy: 10$?! for only 10 cookies?! I can just go to the Safeway down the street and get the same cookies for 5$!
by Halcynixa December 9, 2021
Get the Girl scout cookiesmug. The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.
The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.
by AbracadabraSkywalkerWereAfta June 23, 2018
Get the Dirty Hand Cookiemug.