Mother

While I can't really speak for others, mine is a nasty old bitch who nags at me for doing whatever and hates me for no reason, but would jump in front of a fucking bullet for by goody two shoes sister.

My mother: Nag nag nag do your homework don't say anything mean about the neighbour's weird kid
Me: I'm just trying to live my life.

by leo123456 February 20, 2024

hapuns mother

the hottest women to ever grace my existence

dude 1: look its hapuns mother
dude 2: *dies*

by hapunsmother October 17, 2021

Mothers onion

An old fat saggy person that sits in a motorised wheelchair

"That Mothers onion stole my toilet paper"

by shivesh likes chicken biryani April 27, 2024

Mothered

A term that redefines and reclaims “mothered” not as overprotected or smothered, but as nurtured into wholeness through the care, wisdom, and guidance of a collective of women or femme-identifying caretakers. It describes someone primarily raised and supported by the abundance of maternal figures—whether related by blood or chosen family—often in the absence of a paternal male presence.

To some I was fatherless, but in truth, I was mothered—held and shaped by the hands of many women who loved me into becoming.

by G2evera August 11, 2025

Mothers

Mothers can also mean swear down

"I banged that girl last night" and then the other person would say "mothers" which means swear down

by Money girl June 17, 2016

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

jhonathan's mother

jhonathan's mother is having a baby. And dating with yod.

jhonathan's mother is having a baby!! She is giving birth!! She is giving birthh!!
:O
(+_+)

by Imeka April 16, 2018